"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
"Hey, buy me this thing"
"waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD"
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
I have only a little over 5 months to make the unthinkable happen but I’m not even trying.